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Also Windows.

When  I try to open it, it says "No such interface supported", whatever that means. It also gives me a "Error 0x8096002A:No error description available", so again, not helpful but that's what my computer says.

For some reason, even after downloading it, I can't extract the game. Every program I use just gives me an error message and refuses to work. I've tried to download the program twice but no dice.

Is there a different program I should be using or is the source file itself corrupted?